811
You tried to dial 911 but pressed 8 instead.
Tommy: Sir step back I will call 911!
Tommy: No not 811!
Tommy: No not 811!
811
When said ten times fast sounds like 'Anal Lovin'
811, Eight Eleven, Eight Eleven, Eight Alovin, Aint Alovin, Anal Lovin
811
the national call-before-you-dig number
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
811
A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.
A: What't the number on this phone?
B: No idea. Call 811.
B: No idea. Call 811.
811
the shit
chet: u aint no 811
faggot: hell yea i am bitch
faggot: hell yea i am bitch
811
the poor left out number in the chain or #11's that actually mean something =(
It feels left out...
It feels left out...
Callie: 811! 811!
Ki: wtf?
Callie: I dunno =(
Ki: wtf?
Callie: I dunno =(
811
811 is a problem you've caught and can address early, before it escalates into a 911.
My boyfriend, Viggy, treats me like an 811 when I've skipped a meal and am starting to get hangry.