self houdini
A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"