Self-Romance
The act of physically pleasuring oneself, privately or in the company of others, without regard to anyone elses pleasure or satisfaction. Because self-love is the most romantic kind. Oftentimes self-romance is a long drawn out masturbation phase accompanied with unecessary stimuli such as candles, or soft music.
After strolling through the mall and seeing so many beautiful women, all Bill could think about is going home and indulging in some self-romance.