self sealer
when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.