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俚语 self sex september
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Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
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