SELP
A program at Werribee Secondary College that stands for 'Select Entry Learning Program' that will make you suffer and makes you feel like the homework load on 'SELPIES' and 'MAINSTREAMERS' is so unfair. (But you make good friends there.)
We are in SELP but I wish I was in mainstream.
selp
Truncated form of "self-help."
I was reading a selp book the other day and it really help me put things in perspective.
Selp
when someone assists another person or helps them but doesn't actually put in effort hence resulting in a problem not being solved and no help actually being given
Let's go selp Tommy move tomorrow
Selpful
The act of helping someone's indecisiveness by making a decision for them, actually benefitting yourself more than them. Being selfish under the guise of being helpful.
The guy at the 4-way stop had the right-of-way, but was just sitting there, so I went before him. I made a decision since he apparently was incapable. I was just "getting out of his way". I was being selpful.
These acts of selpfulness can also be witnessed in traffic jammed supermarket aisles, parking spot debates in parking lots, and debates over "who's going to eat the last piece of pizza".
These acts of selpfulness can also be witnessed in traffic jammed supermarket aisles, parking spot debates in parking lots, and debates over "who's going to eat the last piece of pizza".