Sementa
The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event
Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way
Sementa
When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid
I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time
I know, he makes sementa in his free time