beaverpox
n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.
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You got the beaverpox there Henri?
On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.
On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.