Septic Badger
A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.
Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.
Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.
Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...