beavpecker

A older dark haired male that works on cars. Loves to drive with the windows down so it can swish its hair back and forth like a super model when other cars approach. When no ones home, the beavpecker wears its daisy dukes and twerks it! It loves its horror movies, it knows how to party like friday the 13th at halloween on elm street. Closely associated to gnomes. It loves bacon. If you happen to run across a beavpecker, throw it bacon & run for your life!!