Serendeep
The Mr. Know it all, one stop solution for all your worries. You wanna find tickets to an overprice concert for free? Say no more, want to get into a club without ID? He the man, want to find the solution set to quantum mathematics? He got you. But the one thing he can't get is satisfaction, which is why he keeps wandering around.
Jack: Do you know how I can get this stupid PC to turn into a transformer robot?
John: I dont know, maybe ask Serendeep.
John: I dont know, maybe ask Serendeep.