serfboard
When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.
Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.
serfboard
When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.
Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.