Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.