Seven Dollar Shit
Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."