seventy four

A very interesting number. Comes after seventy three, and before seventy five. It is composed of one odd number (seven) and one even number (four), or two even numbers (seventy and four), depending on the way you see it.

Also, the number of times I have had anal intercourse with your mother. If we were talking about vaginal intercourse, you're right, I would be defining the number nine hundred thousand, four hundred fifty eight.