sewer horse
A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks
sewer horse
A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
"Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks."
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks."
Sewer Horse
A horse that lives in the sewer and watches you masturbate.
Sewer Horse is watching *you*!
Sewer Horse
A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.
A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.
You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.
The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.
The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.
The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.
If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.
The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.
The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.
You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.
The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.
The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.
The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.
If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.
The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.
The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
Sewer Horse
A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )
I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.
Sewer Horse
A particular female who is both ugly, fat and in capable of looking well in any situation or place.
Dude, don't go near that sewer horse