{sex}
when a man sticks his penis in and out of a womens vigina
one night i was whatching tv and there was a knock on the door and my boyfriend was there.he jumped on me and took off my clothes and put a pen in and out of my pussy until i cummed.we now had sex.he went in and out of my pussy and it felt great!i finally screamed "FASTER!!HARDER!!YOU KNOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX!!"he went as hard and as fast as he could go!then the doorbell rang AGAIN and there was a hott guy and he asked if he could join."gladly!"i shreiked.so he fucked me in the arse and my boyfriend fucked me in the vigina.then my boyfriend swiched and we started french kissin and the hott dude had some viginal sex with me.then the hott dude went home and i placed my boyfriend's hands on my boobs where they lay till tomorrow.that was the best {sex} ever!
sex
when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck
im going to go have sex in the toilet
sex
to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.
"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."
sex
its like math you add the bed ; subtract the close and divide the legs and hope you dont multiply
are you ever going to have sex with me or are you just going to masterbate
Sex
Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
Sex
Sex
What you won't be getting tonight.
"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
not sex
Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.
Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?