sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)

A term used by New Zealand and Australian cricket fans to mock Indian cricketers during cricket season. The Term is supposed to refer to a practice apparently common among men from Western India in the 18th Century where two men rub their beards together in the morning before taking water. There is apparently historial grounds for the slur: the practice was noted by Scottish proto-anthropologist William Robertson - he called it Dragooning. Is unclear how the word came into current use.

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis