Sexcret
secret sex.
When you fuck and can't tell a soul.
When you fuck and can't tell a soul.
John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."
Sexcret
a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.
hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it
sexcretion
n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.
So how was it?
Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(
That's gross sicko.
Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(
That's gross sicko.
sexcret
A sex secret.
B:Let's play the sexcret game tonight.
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!
sexcrete
Pertaining to the privacy of an individual's assigned genitalia in a public restroom.
Please be more sexcrete in the ladies' room, and stop obsessing over the existence of my penis.
Sexcret
When you have sex with someone but wanna keep it on the down low.
Girl #1: yo, I fucked Zack the other day.
Girl #2: No way, you're so lucky!
Girl #1: I know right, but don't tell anyone it's a sexcret; I don't want every other girl in the works to be jealous of me.
Girl #2: No way, you're so lucky!
Girl #1: I know right, but don't tell anyone it's a sexcret; I don't want every other girl in the works to be jealous of me.
Sexcret
A secret with sexual meaning
“Our little sexcret”