because jesus

Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".

Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."

Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

俚语	because jesus
释义	because jesus Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad". Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?" Robertson: "Because Jesus." Because I'm Jesus How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!" Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus" Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much" fuck me in the ass because i love jesus Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus" DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS??? Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus What I scream at my friends “Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME” Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist. Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS” Friends:laugh The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth. A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking. Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus! Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns. VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE! CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
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