sexercize
The practice of deliberately burning calories by engaging in sexual acts.
During their divorce proceedings tawdry accounts of revenge sexercize were evident by his wife's slim figure.
sexercism
Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.
Person 1: She needs to get over her ex already!
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.
sexercism
The act of sleeping with someone who have been acting like a real pain in the ass in the hopes the it will relax them enough that they'll start acting like their regular self. This also includes any assisting actions that directly results in such a person getting laid.
1) My roommate was acting like a total dillweed for over two weeks until we talked this one blonde chick into performing a sexercism on him. Now he's acting like his nice ole' laid-back self.
2) My roommate is being such a bitch lately. We've got to do a sexercism on her soon or she gonna drive us all nuts.
2) My roommate is being such a bitch lately. We've got to do a sexercism on her soon or she gonna drive us all nuts.
sexercism
We you are fucking a bitch but then realize she Is possessed and hehe to give an exorcism with fucking her.
Dude last night I fucked a bitch and had to give her a sexercism
sexercism
A more mercenary form of the bounce back relationship. For those specifically seeking validation that the bedroom problems were not on their side, see the colloquial Bounce-Black.
1) "🎶 I'm gonna fuck that man right out of my underwear"
2) "What is Shaina doing hanging out with Chad? Dude's a total pickup artist."
"Yeah, but after two years of ABC with Parker I guess she's looking for some thot-affirmation. Chad's a douche but supposedly he pays his way in the sack."
"Sounds like a Bounce-Black."
"You think? Chad posted some bragpics on MorningAfter and she knows Parker reads that shit."
3) "Jesus, I was complimented when Chris propositioned me for a sexercism but it was like half a dozen guys, hooded robes, a fucking pentacle, and I had to memorize these Gregorian chants!"
"Old-school."
2) "What is Shaina doing hanging out with Chad? Dude's a total pickup artist."
"Yeah, but after two years of ABC with Parker I guess she's looking for some thot-affirmation. Chad's a douche but supposedly he pays his way in the sack."
"Sounds like a Bounce-Black."
"You think? Chad posted some bragpics on MorningAfter and she knows Parker reads that shit."
3) "Jesus, I was complimented when Chris propositioned me for a sexercism but it was like half a dozen guys, hooded robes, a fucking pentacle, and I had to memorize these Gregorian chants!"
"Old-school."