sex kabob
when your dick happens to be so big that you can fit multiple chicks on it at once
"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"
Sex-Kabob
When your dick exceeds the length of the eiffel tower and can fit one of every race on it. It often slices through 9/10 pelvises on the dick but lets the last human survive.
Girl 1 "James' dick is so large, he can fit all races on his dick at once!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"