sexpire
a male or female who only has sex at night and not in daylight.
Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.
sexpirational
adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.
That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.
sexpiration
the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether
I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.
sexpiration
Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.
You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.
Sexpirate
A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)
sexpiration date
The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.
"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"
Sexpiration Date
When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"