sexsessment
A hypothetical assessment which would answer all annoying questions asked by one's partner during intercourse in regards to quality and enjoyment of the encounter. Typically it would include an overall grade of the experience.
carl kept asking me if it felt good, or how i liked it, so i asked him if he'd like me to fill out a sexsessment afterwards to inform him of what he did right and what he needed to improve for future sexcapades