Sexsory Deprivation
Analogous to 'sensory deprivation', sexsory deprivation is when one begins to lose their sanity due to a lack of sexual stimulus.
"I came home last night and I was so horny, I tried to have sex with the ironing board, because that was the closest thing to a woman I could find."
"Dude, I'm a doctor: you've got Sexsory Deprivation. The only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily."
"Dude, I'm a doctor: you've got Sexsory Deprivation. The only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily."