SEXTERN

A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts.

"Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter."

"Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer."
"Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall."

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

sexternal

When someone shares too much information about their love life or personal affairs.

Sally filled me in on every detail of her date wtih John; she's so sexternal.

sexternality

A cost or benefit imposed on a third party by a couple having sex.

My roommate and his girlfriend's refusal to dispose of condoms properly presented a pretty serious sexternality to anyone using the sidewalk outside their bedroom window.

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

俚语	sextern
释义	SEXTERN A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts. "Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter." "Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer." "Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall." Sexternity God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons: 1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan) 2. The father (DILF) 3. The son (Jesus Christ) 4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus) 5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus) 6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary) Priest: prays Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God. sexternal When someone shares too much information about their love life or personal affairs. Sally filled me in on every detail of her date wtih John; she's so sexternal. sexternality A cost or benefit imposed on a third party by a couple having sex. My roommate and his girlfriend's refusal to dispose of condoms properly presented a pretty serious sexternality to anyone using the sidewalk outside their bedroom window. sexternal hard drive An external hard drive that is used solely for porn. Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow? Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
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