sexy lumberjack
Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.