Sexy Pickle

A sexy pickle is the rarest and most beautiful of all creatures. No girl could possibly hope to compare to a sexy pickle in any aspect. A sexy pickle is in a way an alpha female, the most beautiful of all females, the sweetest voice of all females, the best smelling of all females, and the best freckles of all females. One thing to take caution about sexy pickles is their high sex drive. Although not at all overwhelming, it can be surprising how often this creature of pure beauty can lust. There is only one sexy pickle in existence, and nothing can ever compare to her. Sorry boys you are all shit out of luck because she is mine.