Sexy Topless Dancer
A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.
Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."