Seybian
The sexiest gorgeous person you will ever meet. He looks like a potato. He is the best at video games and can't be beaten. He will steal your girl and chef you up. If you ever date a Seybian he will love you unconditionally. He also has gorgeous hair. When people think about Seybian they get jealous that he's that cool. But he is shit at spelling and shouldn't type your homework if you value your grade. He can read you the answers though. He is loyal no ass and prefers to have one friend, even though he will talk to everyone.
Girl: OMFG is that Seybian!!! YES DADDY!!!