Seymon
An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.
Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
Seymone
Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
seymone
a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits
god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone
seymon
someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.
That is a seymon.
He seymoned for me
He seymoned for me
seymon bat
When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat