Señor clenchy
an adult male person whom gets extremely irritated to the point when their butt cheeks begin to clench due to increasing rage from discomfort, situational pressure, constant annoyances etc.
Person A: I can’t FUCKING find it!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!