sfumato
When you jerk off in your attic on a hot summer day, so your jizz blends with your own sweat, creating a very salty fluid for later consumption. The most popular method of consumption is freezing it until it's at a consistency similar to a Dairy Queen Blizzard, but that is called a "sfumato à la mode."
"What's that smell?" "Well, last night, I Da Vinci'd this bitch and I got a sfumato going, but it all spilled all over the floor."