Shacklefootsies
People in jobs whose comfort comes from being shackled to their roles are "shacklefootsies"
That shacklefootsie was mad at me for blaming him for clogging the copy machine, but he couldn't catch me when I ran away from the crime scene. Those shacklefootsies ruined our hoe down when they couldn't skip around fast enough like the rest of us.