bedaffled
When you are bedazzled and baffled at the same time.
"Holy sh**, I'm bedaffled...how could you stick a water bottle in your very own anus and try to play the tuba."
bedaffled
when in an mc battle, someone is 'bedaffled' when they are left speechless by their comeptitor's rhymes (could be down to confusion or maybe the rap was just that brilliant it took ur breath away)
'mc slickballs had to forfeit the battle, sniper e left him totally bedaffled when he sed "yo moms a hoe...drop her widda left elbow!!!"'