Shadician
Freelance journalist, political activist & magician extraordinaire. Although Irish and living in Luxembourg, Shadician can often be found in the UK where he practices his magic by making all the beer vanish. Wears a (sentient) top hat. Often to be found hanging out listening to and playing awesome music in LaLa Land on Turntable dot fm. Fond of nutella and the occasional barrel of joy.
"Hey where has my nutella gone?!" "Dude, Shadician's been in the fridge again!" "How do you know?" "His top hat told me." "Bro I don't trust that hat, I bet it ate the nutella." "Yeh maybe, it's possible."