Shadonkle
/SHaˈdo͞nkəl/
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Dan just gave that guy the ol' shadonkle in that last team fight of League of Legends.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.