Shady Balance

It is the balance of shadiness

It's like finding people shady enough to give you alcohol, marijuana, tattoos, piercings... but definitely not STDs

It's having cool friends who like to party hard and they give you presents like vodka and cigarettes for no reason at all except to make you party harder. Then when someone tries to abduct you, they give you aspirin and take you home.

It's all a balance.