shaffles
A mix of Shit and Waffles.
Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?
Shaffle
A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.
"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"
shaffled
To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.
I was so shaffled by his actions.
Shaffle
Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit
John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles