ceremonial shag sheet
the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
Shag sheet
A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!