Shagwhelin

The man, the myth, the legend. Some have talked about his power and how he only uses 1% of his true power.

Though a giant he is a man for the people. Constantly looking out for other people and making the world better.

He is also great in the sack. His name breaks down and translates to Shag ( sex or fucking ; term generally used in Europe or Austin Powers) whel ( old English spelling of well) and the final part is IN than a mysterious blank that he allows the girl to choose the rest! Shagwhelin _____ bed? Hot tub? Church? You choose!

A legend this great can not be replicated or cloned. There is but only one Shagwhelin in the world and so we must cherish the time he spends on this earth. For he will not conceive child to this earth but bring greatness while breathing.

So when you hear his name after his days on this planet be sure to spark your joint with pride and think W.W.S.D. What Would Shaggy Do!