Shake it three times
To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it
An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!