Shake the lulav
For some Jews it means shaking a plant on the Jewish holiday of Succot for rain.
But for all Jews it is code for masturbating.
But for all Jews it is code for masturbating.
Person 1: Hey dude wanna chill later?
Person 2: Sorry bro it was a tough day at work. I think I'll just go home and shake the lulav.
Person 2: Sorry bro it was a tough day at work. I think I'll just go home and shake the lulav.