shaking hands with the governor
Male masturbation
You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
Shake hands with the governor
1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate
Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.
shaking hands with the governor of love
Tossing Off
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text
Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.
v. To masturbate.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?