shalickin

A procedure, involving being licked by a short, overweight, balding, hairy man, that is administered typically after incurring a health issue requiring new medications, in particular pain pills, and when you aren't sure what you are taking or how it is impacting your recovery. A procedure used to discovery and identified medicines and the general pharmacology of your body (which is not ready).

This may only be performed by one from the Shalander Clan and great care should be taken to ensure you verify they are of that clan. Taking a good shalickin from a non-Shalander may result in numerous side effects, not the least of which is infection at the licking site and death. Only verified Shalander Clan members have the energy drink buildup in their system to be able to perform this procedure safely and with positive outcomes.