Shalk
to refer to something in a positive manner
dude your watch is soo shalk
man your pizza tasted so shalk
man your pizza tasted so shalk
Shalking
When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.
lit. Shitting and talking.
I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.
Cell Shalked
When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.
Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.
Shalk
Utilizing a combination of two words, shit and talk, a shalk is a conversation held between two individuals, while taking shits, between two stalls.
Henry and Bill had a long shalk during halftime of the Jets game.