Shalomies
Jewish friends
Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.
shalomie
a friendly jew.
Jesus is my shalomie
Shalomi
Typically skinny legends, Shalomis are some of the funniest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. Shalomi can be the life of the party and cheer you up when your sad, but will wind down whenever something serious is going on. She'll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs. A marvel of a human, if you ever meet a Shalomi never let her go!
Person 1: Who's that girl in drama, arts, and vocals?
Person 2: Oh, that's Shalomi. She's in the performing arts counsel, too.
Person 2: Oh, that's Shalomi. She's in the performing arts counsel, too.
Shalomie
Shalomie’s are typically skinny legends, who are most likely models. They are some of the most beautiful women you will ever meet and still the type of girls who don’t realize how pretty they really are.
Shalomie’s are often multi talented. Sports, art, music… everything and they are able to maintain amazing grades at uni.
They are also amazing lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are literally the whole package. Perfect body, beautiful face, sparkling eyes, cute smile, super sweet and smart.
Yet she’ll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs.
Even though they are amazing, you don’t want to be their enemy. Hiding behind witty and ironic comments and jokes, they show their true opinion. They can be sweet as sugar and still cold as ice. If you break them, they are able to break you twice!
They are except this a marvel of a human, who will be truly loyal and loving to you.
If you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!
Shalomie’s are often multi talented. Sports, art, music… everything and they are able to maintain amazing grades at uni.
They are also amazing lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are literally the whole package. Perfect body, beautiful face, sparkling eyes, cute smile, super sweet and smart.
Yet she’ll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs.
Even though they are amazing, you don’t want to be their enemy. Hiding behind witty and ironic comments and jokes, they show their true opinion. They can be sweet as sugar and still cold as ice. If you break them, they are able to break you twice!
They are except this a marvel of a human, who will be truly loyal and loving to you.
If you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!
Person 1: Why is she so amazing at everything? The worst part is, that you can’t even hate her, because she’s such a sweetheart!
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!
Shalomie
Shalomie’s are typically skinny legends and some of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. You may find them on the runway or in some magazines. Somehow they still mange to be type of girls who don’t realize she's pretty but is.
These girls are some of the funniest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. She'll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs
They are also incredible lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are the whole damn package.
Being incredibly talented in everything they are also able to maintain a perfect score at uni.
Still, you don’t want to mess with them. They are sweet as sugar most of the time, but can be cold as ice, if you cross them. Hiding behind witty and ironic jokes, Shalomie makes her true opinion of you loud and clear.
Except of this they have an amazing personality and are amazing persons.
A marvel of a human, if you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!
These girls are some of the funniest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. She'll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs
They are also incredible lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are the whole damn package.
Being incredibly talented in everything they are also able to maintain a perfect score at uni.
Still, you don’t want to mess with them. They are sweet as sugar most of the time, but can be cold as ice, if you cross them. Hiding behind witty and ironic jokes, Shalomie makes her true opinion of you loud and clear.
Except of this they have an amazing personality and are amazing persons.
A marvel of a human, if you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!
Person 1: How is it possible, that she has a perfect grade again? The worst part is, that you can’t even hate her! She is a real sweetheart.
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!