shamadoodle
Designer dog breed that is a mix of a poodle and a brain-fried hippy. These dogs are chronic couch-surfers and are never far from their tarot cards and crystals. This breed's medical predispositions include drug addiction and delusions.
My roommate went on a narco-tourism trip to south america and brought back a Shamadoodle.. it's a cute dog but it won't shut up and has had no training whatsoever, just leaves it's steaming piles of enlightenment all over the apartment.