Bedlead
Bedlead is a term to describe the act of shitting on a bed. It can be used in many scenarios. For instance:
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded
Mom: The baby bedleadded again for the 5th time this week! I’m disowning him!
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..