Bedman
Person that plays with their imaginary penis all day while eating burgers in bed.
Dude 1: You know Jerry?
Dude 2: Oh yeah that overweight guy?
Dude 1: he's such a bedman
Dude 2: I know right
Dude 2: Oh yeah that overweight guy?
Dude 1: he's such a bedman
Dude 2: I know right